December 2011
Sometimes when you never spend time together and...
I guess that is why marriages don’t last very long sometimes, or once it goes to the next level of LIVING with each other, the people realize that they need time apart.
when you suddenly get a cramp in your foot
fuckyeahlaughters:
gigglingbean:
Get the Best Medicine here :)
Partying on New Year's Eve?
xbeexblessedx:
Don’t drink and drive — and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
“The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a...”
– Alan Bennett
[walks into chair]
me: sorry
chair:
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
I can't wait for the day that I'm proud of my...
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The worst part of flying to Hartford? When you...
